eatcleaneatclean:

:)

eatcleaneatclean:

:)

(Source: igfitcouples)



simply-divine-creation:

Easter Takes The Cake » Waiting on Martha

simply-divine-creation:

Easter Takes The Cake » Waiting on Martha




pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 



untilyourbreathingst0ps:

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.

(Source: gingerbreadlou)



trying-to-hide-the-pain:

birds-bones:

What if school burned calories.

What if school burned

Down.



(Source: unbacked)



thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives



(Source: thegrayfox)



spookemoij:

What if a pregnancy test just said:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(Source: emoij)





juilan:

step on a crack, break your mother’s back, Lil’ Jon got the beat that make your booty go clap



Plans for when I get my own place with someone I love
Wake up.
Have sex.
Make breakfast.
Have sex.
Go to work & wish I was home.
Come home.
Have a snack.
Have sex.
Watch tv.
Get distracted by sex.
Continue having sex.
Take a shower.
Have sex in the shower.
Cook dinner.
Have sex.
Go to sleep.


(Source: alt-kj)



jesuschristvevo:

do dogs think in barks